{"slip": { "id": 137, "advice": "You're not that important; it's what you do that counts."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 46, "advice": "Try going commando to an important meeting, NB: don't wear a skirt."}}
{"slip": { "id": 140, "advice": "If your hair is thinning, try dying your hair a similar tone to your scalp."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 90, "advice": "Brush your teeth the moment you get up."}}
{"slip": { "id": 66, "advice": "Take time once in a while to look up at the stars for at least 5 minutes, in order to comprehend your cosmic significance."}}
{"slip": { "id": 70, "advice": "Don't try and bump start a motorcycle on an icy road."}}
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