{"slip": { "id": 124, "advice": "Do not check work email on your days off."}}
{"slip": { "id": 42, "advice": "Always double check you actually attached the file to the email."}}
{"slip": { "id": 204, "advice": "The best nights out are when people around you are simply having fun."}}
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{"fact":"Cats have been domesticated for half as long as dogs have been.","length":63}
{"fact":"The life expectancy of cats has nearly doubled over the last fifty years.","length":73}
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