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{"slip": { "id": 75, "advice": "You will always regret the round of Tequila."}}
{"slip": { "id": 134, "advice": "The person who never made a mistake never made anything."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 223, "advice": "Vinegar is a powerful cleaning agent."}}
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