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{"fact":"Milk can give some cats diarrhea.","length":33}
{"fact":"The richest cat is Blackie who was left \u00a315 million by his owner, Ben Rea.","length":74}
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The Rabbit Is Me is an East German dramatic film directed by Kurt Maetzig. Based on the novel by Manfred Bieler, it was filmed in 1965.
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{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the hungry clock?","punchline":"It went back four seconds.","id":63}
{"type":"programming","setup":"Where did the API go to eat?","punchline":"To the RESTaurant.","id":390}
{"fact":"In Holland\u2019s embassy in Moscow, Russia, the staff noticed that the two Siamese cats kept meowing and clawing at the walls of the building. Their owners finally investigated, thinking they would find mice. Instead, they discovered microphones hidden by Russian spies. The cats heard the microphones when they turned on.","length":318}
{"type":"programming","setup":"Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?","punchline":"Random Dude: [...💘]","id":58}
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