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{"fact":"A cat named Dusty, aged 1 7, living in Bonham, Texas, USA, gave birth to her 420th kitten on June 23, 1952.","length":107}
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{"fact":"Cats have about 130,000 hairs per square inch (20,155 hairs per square centimeter).","length":83}
{"slip": { "id": 84, "advice": "Never set an alarm clock unless you know how to switch it off"}}
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Archer (1856–1872) was an Australian Thoroughbred racehorse who won the first and the second Melbourne Cups in 1861 and 1862. He won both Cups easily, and is one of only five horses to win the Melbourne Cup twice or more and is one of only four horses to win successive Cups. In 2017 Archer was inducted to the Australian Racing Hall of Fame.
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